Hello from Tommy!!!

[TommyKende]

Hello peeps.. It's Tommy here.. I've been hearing rumours that noone likes my pink head band.. Here's the thing, I actually dont like it either but it's so easy to have it on and then I dont have to worry about my shit hair getting in my eyes or getting in my mouth when I'm eating.. yumm!!

Aside from the bad hairstyle and girlie head band, I've been having so much fun in Seattle. We havent been partying that much.. Had a few nights out on the town but the main focus has been this album. We've been spending 10 - 12 hours in the studio each day. This has been the most amazing experience. I'm really looking forward to all of you having a listen and hearing your feedback.. I have no doubt you'll love it..

What else can I tell you? Umm ummm umm, I'm really horny!! Yeah, actually that's nothing new umm umm, ah yeah I've been watching a lot of reality TV.. How good is Rock of love? I'm a little bit over it now but it was awesome to see all those dumb shits trying to act like they're smart.. Very funny stuff.. Kristy Jo is so hot. But she's gone so I'll be bored now. Dale loves the golf channel, Toddy loves some dance show, jay just stairs into space all day and Toby sits on the laptop and just downloads porn all day.. The great thing is that he downloads it all and then it's just there for me to see, i dont have to download anything, it's just there for the taking.. He's got good taste.

I just dropped Toby off at the airport, he left today.. Myself, Todd, Dale and Jay have still got some stuff to finish off so we're all heading back at different times this week to get started on this Allstar TV phenoma!! That'll be a shitload of fun..

It's not long now till we get to see you all again. We're so excited to get on the road and get this party started.

Love you all and looking forward all those special JK hugs.. That sounds so gay but I've already written it and I hate deleting what I write.. Shit, what the hell am I going to do now? Even the bit after the special JK hugs bit sounds gay, where I actually said that it sounds so gay.. Oh oh.. Everyone is going to think I'm a weirdo. Holy shit, this is not good.. Not only will everyone think I'm a weirdo but they'll think I'm gay as well.. You know what, I could actually go back and delete this whole paragraph and then none of you would ever know that it was there and life would just go on and that would be the end of it but it's done and even if I wanted to delete it now, it would take way more time then to just finish what I'm writing but then again, I could just highlight this whole paragraph and then push delete and that would take no time at all.. my fingers are so comfortable now and I'd have to take my right hand off the keyboard and put it on the mouse and that would piss me off.

Bye!!

[Shazza]

You're the cutest doofus ever!
Great start for my morning Tommy. We love hearing from you.
You gaylord. HAHAHA.
Thanks for the laugh and hope you enjoy your time home when you finally get back. Great stuff on the album and the porn.

*gay hugs*

[Kerryn]

Thanks Tommy! I can't wait for those *gay* JK Hugs also! Can't wait to hear what you boys have been working so hard on!

[Tina]

Hey Tommy! Thanks for the gayest post ever. LOL. We can't wait to hear the album. And we can't wait to give you guys all of those gay hugs. Safe travels!!!

[Jenn-a-lalala]

Uh oh. Did Toby pass along my, um, suggestion of leaving the pink hair band in the dryer for 16 hours too next time? Cos I specifically said that I never said that. Bugger.

And holy crap, that last paragraph sounds like something I would write... (Tina, can we give Tommy the "Wordy McWordalot Jr." title? ;) Oh, I also never said THIS...) ;)

Can't wait for the hugs, gay or not! And good to hear an update! Don't blow up the laptop...

[Tracie]

Hey Tommy!
"Special hugs" like short bus special?:gigg: Safe travels Tommy and we can't wait to hear this AMAZING album and get are special JK hugs.
Oh and Kristy Joe? Come on! Oh and I have the best reality show for you and Toby...it is called Rob & Big. Check it out it is on MTV. It is you and Toby. :LMAO:

[Paris]

thanks tommy. can't wait for all the hugs.

with the headband dilemma - didn't you tell me that you were planning on shaving your head? yes you did...so when's that gonna happen?

ooops...I better duck for cover from all the tommy girls. lol.

[TobysAngel]

I so agree with Tracie about Rob&Big on MTV...It's so funny!

Thanks for the updates Darl. I love them...They're the perfect way to end my work day. :D

I used to ride on the short bus...Does that make my hugs extra "Special"? :gigg:

Love,
Rach

[sophiamum]

Tommy, you crack me up. Cant wait to finally get a special JK hug!

[becca]

LMAO well that was just...gay.

hahahhaaha glad your having the best time over there Tommy.

The Pink headbeand is indeed ugly...you should get a different color maybe :P

safe flights home
xx

[Kim - momof2es]

OMG Tommy what a perfect post!! My face aches from reading it...too funny!

[Addy]

LMFAO!!! OH thanks for turning my shitty day good, Tommy! HAHAHAHA!!

Please please continue to think out loud, it's bloody priceless LOL

I kinda think the pink is cute but I'd say that if you were wearing a velvet scrunchie. :wink2:
Dying to hear everything...literally!

Take care and safe journey!
Love you
xxxx

[Jenn-a-lalala]

thanks tommy. can't wait for all the hugs.

with the headband dilemma - didn't you tell me that you were planning on shaving your head? yes you did...so when's that gonna happen?

ooops...I better duck for cover from all the tommy girls. lol.

She says pardon?? What's this? Am I going to have to crush on Toby now? This may require an intervention.

Hee. Kidding. (I think)

[~*KT*~]

Tommy you are so cute!!!!! Hehe

Can't wait to hear the album and looking forward to the special JK hugs! ;)

xxx

[Kristen]

LMAo thanks Tommy for stopping by *Gay Hug*

Its good to come back from the dentist to your messege :)

I have nothing bad to say about the headband

Glad your having fun over there

Have a save trip back here

[Chavid]

That was so funny!!! I think I'm out of the loop here are you going back to Aussie or just back to LA?

[Stephanie]

Thanks for my daily chuckle Tommy! I love it when you post! You always write the funniest stuff!! Thanks for the update luv!

No comment on the Kristy Joe thing........we actually have a thread for "Rock of Love", Tommy! You should go over and trash talk with the rest of us!

[Addy]

If ever you get bored, Tommy...Rock of Love thread

http://www.jkstreetteam.org/forum/showthread.php?t=364

[DeniseTT]

Tommy what can i say??? You crack me up
can't wait to get a gay hug :)

[Nevada]

Great update Tommy.
For the record - I didn't have a problem with the headband.
It's beanies I hate. They make everyone's head look like an easter egg!
Have a safe trip home!!

[pfairy]

sooo cute dropping by tommy.
cant wait to see you... your hugs are awesome!!!
and with the pink headband... just say its for J4J! draw some boobies on it!

[Lil_Kelzo]

LMAO!
Thanks for stopping by Tommy haha

[Gemma]

Tommmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

You are the best even though you are "special"............









and gay.


Thanks for making me laugh. Now go and finish off whatever magical musical thing you're doing.

Be cool.

xx

[Gemma]

(off topic.....kind of.....BUT! for anyone interested, there is a Rock of Love MARATHON, on VH1, Easter Monday!! Starts at 9.30am (I think?) )

[luvblueyes]

Hey Tommy!

Great hearing from you.. You also had me laughing out loud with your last paragraph..

Cant wait to see you all back here & on our tellies..Have you met Dennis yet?

Re your hair...get a buzz cut :)

Hope to see you soon

xxx

[Kelley]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....

I just love you so much, Special Hug Boy.

HOPE TO SEE YOU WITH A BASS IN YOUR HANDS VERY SOON!!!!!!!

Safe travels......and I don't mind the pink headband personally. xx

[melissaW]

Oh god, Tommy. LOL. You are hilarious my friend! =]

[Joyce]

Tommy, I loved Kristie Jo, too. I was so bummed to see her go. All that is left is Amber and the dumb ass whores. :)8
There is no one to make the show interesting now. :sob:

One question, did you accidently tap into my brain when writing that last paragraph??? We could have some very interesting, but confusing conversations, I think. :gigg:

I hope you have fun in OZ and I can't wait for this tour to begin!!!! LOVE YA!!! :-*

[JKS]

Two words....LOVE YOU!!!!:wink2:

[Diva]

Drunken posting? Heeeeeeeee. That shows why you are the most "special" bass player on the planet. Thanks for the update dude. Have a safe trip back home.
Gay hugs,
Kellee

[legendkiller90]

awsome...now when i ask for a hug i wont seem half as gay or wierd as tommy!
but rly tommy ur f'ed up man!
...and we love it! lol. :flirt:

but really thanks for the update tommy. cant wait till your all back where u belong (home in melbourne), releasing the album and touring...and the tv show...my god, weve been waiting so long to get somthing from you guys and its all been building up.
i guess australias about to get hit with a JK explosion: album, tour, tv...whats next?
:shrug

[legendkiller90]

i forgot to add...

WOOOOOOOOO PORN!!!!!!

sorry i had to do that, its a guy thing.
(you girls just hide it better...u know it) lol

[Mandaz]

Lmao. Thanks Tommy!!
I think pink looks good on you ;)

Looking forward to those "Gay" hugs! Glad that your having fun over there!! and continue to never delete what you write! Its bloody hilarious!

Have a safe trip home!
XOXO

[Sarah_Bug25]

Tommy, you are the King of run-on sentences!

Such a cute message. Love yah :)

[Nikki]

I can only imagine whats going on in that house full of "Boys".. Tommy is "Horny" (and GAY):gigg: :gigg: Toby "Downloading Porn"! Wish I was a "fly on the wall" in that house!:scared:

[redevs]

See, Tommy, reading this just makes me more certain that you and I are two of a kind!!!

Been missin ya heaps....Ive got plenty of hugs stored up already....been a year!!
Cant wait for the album to be finally in my CD player and on repeat!!!

Take care.
xxx

[Catherine]

LMAO!!! Thanx for the thorough update, Tommy! I'm glad to hear that you guys do have at least a little bit of time for fun when not laying down your awesome tracks. Rock of Love is hilarious...I love that show! You and Toby should do your own show like that. Now THAT would be awesome!!! Hope you have a blast hanging out with Dennis Rodman, too. Can't wait to see that show. And really can't wait to hear the new album!!! Take care, Tommy. XO

[Catherine]

PS-Dibs for one of the horny chic spots on the TnT of Love show!!! ;) XO

[Mark]

Hey Tommy, just saying hello. You have a good sense of humour. At least you don't have to wait to download the porn :P